And knitting. And screaming to the TV.
Finally I can cross “having my hair cut in order to change my appearance and therefore, my life too” out of my TO DO list.
No offense, but I hate your (place here whatever you want).
Truth and lies
I didn’t hear my alarm clock.
(It turns off after the fifth snooze)
Brb.
(I’m still here, but I wish you weren’t)
I left you the big piece.
(I ate the bigger one)
I promise I won’t tag you.
(It’s gonna be my new profile picture)
Oh I just love Canada.
(I watch hockey fights on YouTube)
Yes, I drink coffee.
(If by coffee you mean Starbucks Frappuccinos)
I’m on a diet.
(Of great tasting food)
That’s not mine.
(It was until now)
The dog did it.
(But it might have been me)
Sorry, that was my last piece.
(I don’t like you enough to give you free gum)
Only 12% chance of rain.
(Bring an umbrella)
It’s for my medical condition.
(Commonly known as I-get-high-a-lot-itis)
Just a trim.
(Six inches off the top)
Sorry, I’m busy Friday night.
(Busy stalking who I’d rather be dating on Facebook)
I just got your text.
(Three hours ago but didn’t want to reply)
I’m fine, just tired.
(Tired of you annoying me all the time)
(Source: hellojojojo)
